You are so short you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.What is a short person’s favourite dessert? Strawberry shortcake.What kind of horse does a short person ride? A miniature horse.You are so short if you pull up your pants, you’d be blind.Be careful! The little guy might jump up and punch you in the knee.Wearing heels almost makes you the same size as other people on the face of the earth.Why was the short lady scared of the iguana? She thought it was Godzilla.The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.You can crawl into tight spaces like all those little rodents.All you need to do is find the right shoe box.
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